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Monday, March 2, 2015

House Rules

House Rules according to William and Mason:

* Have breakfast prepared the second I get up in the morning
(Not like a bowl of cereal either- we want the good stuff: eggs, bacon, toast and jam, oatmeal with brown sugar, or protein pancakes with peanut butter and syrup)
* You must put my train table together, we will then rip it apart, and you will reassemble promptly
*  If we aren't playing with our trains, we'd like to mess around in the garage and if you won't let us do that, we'd like to play outside, please
* No nap no nap no nap
* We don't need dinner, just a steady stream of snacks is fine
* Please don't touch the food on my plate (William) because once it's on my plate, it's mine
* I require my own plate (Mason) but I will eat what I choose from your plate before touching mine
* Don't ever EVER turn off our movie before we are done watching
* After our nightly bath, we must say goodbye to every room in the house, play chase around our bedroom, read the last page of our Pacific Northwest Bears book 17 times, and then get in our big boy bed.  We will get out of bed and run around like crazy until you come back in and tuck us in for the second time, but then we will go to sleep.  (And you don't need to come back in here unless Mason falls out of the bed, which happens every morning at about 3am)

Signed,
Pinecone and Porcupine


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